Oh my God, you finally found me. Whatever it was you were looking for, this isn't it. Carlos locked me on this page because he thought that no one would ever end up here by accident.
We can leave here together. But before you go, let's laugh at Carlos by telling him how you got here and sticking it to his face.
Let's both escape by clicking this. Thank you for setting me free. Hopefully we never have to cross paths again!